jaacknasty: Probably the best 6 seconds ever.
Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be...
eliandh: thatfunnyblog: pom-bear:
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
claydols: damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep